March 5, 2026
What is it about coastal towns that makes them pretty much always "messier"? I'm talking specifically about these countries: Colombia, Ecuador, Perú, Chile, and Uruguay. The vast majority of interior towns are almost always cleaner, friendlier, prettier, etc.
I'm not imagining it. This pattern shows up everywhere I've been, and that includes 7 countries and over 300 towns/cities (in South America), and it’s not a cultural coincidence. It’s geography, economics, and human behavior piling up in the same places.
Here’s the straight, unsentimental anatomy of why coastal towns skew messier, while interior towns often feel cleaner, calmer, and more human. The comparisons below are to be taken with a very general understanding.
Coastal towns concentrate too many roles into one place:
That creates:
When fewer people feel ownership, care erodes. Trash, noise, and visual chaos follow.
Interior towns don’t carry that load. They exist to serve their own people, not the world.
Tourism money is:
So you get:
Interior towns:
They’re not performing. They’re living.
This one’s boring but brutal.
Coastal environments:
Keeping a coastal town pristine requires constant money and discipline. Most places have neither at scale.
Interior towns:
Things simply last longer, so towns look better with less effort.
In Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Chile, and Uruguay:
Interior towns grow more slowly and organically. Slower growth equals cohesion. Cohesion equals friendliness.
In smaller inland towns:
That translates into:
Coastal cities are anonymous. Anonymity loosens social norms.
Interior towns:
Predictability breeds:
Coastal towns are interrupt-driven. Ships arrive. Buses arrive. Tourists arrive. People leave. Systems fray.
Interior towns are often:
Yet:
Because livability isn’t optimized for GDP. It’s optimized for continuity.
I'm not looking for spectacle. I'm looking for:
That’s why interior towns keep winning for me, even when they lose on climate or job math.
Coastal towns absorb chaos so the rest of the country doesn’t have to. Interior towns reap the benefit.
Messiness isn’t a failure. It’s a symptom of being a national pressure valve.
I'm noticing the difference because I'm staying in these towns long enough to feel it, not just passing through with a camera.
I left the USA back in 2013 and relocated to Barranquilla, Colombia. B'quilla is a city of around 1.4 million on the Caribbean Coast. It's not a tourist city by any stretch of the imagination. They have but one "touristy" attraction - the new end of the malecon. They've let the original end go to pot, and I mean it is absolutely awful. Anyway, about the beginning of the pandemic, I moved away from B'quilla and across the Andes Mountains to a small town of about 35,000, called Roldanillo. It's located in the northern half of the Valle del Cauca (Cauca Valley). It's a wonderful town and my favorite place in Colombia. BTW, I know more than 100 towns/cities in Colombia. But, eventually, I got the travel bug, and I had to leave and see more of South America.
October 30, 2022, I filled my backpack and left town. I headed south, the beginning of my first of several journeys that would take me to Uruguay, Argentina, and Chile. Along the way, I visited Ecuador and Perú. The first leg of the trip - Colombia to Uruguay - was about 7 3/4 months. The return trip to Colombia was only about 3 months. I stayed in Roldanillo for 6 months before starting my second journey. My second journey took me back to Chile and across to Paraguay, then back to Roldanillo - about a year. My third journey was from Roldanillo south to Chile and back again to Roldanillo; this one was only about 5 months. And my 4th journey started on Dec 28, 2025. My last day allowed in Colombia on the visitor's stamp was December 31. I crossed the border on January 1, 2026.
Those time periods include: living in Arequipa, PE, for 6 months, living in Encarnación for 2 months, plus a week here and there wherever I felt like spending a little extra time.
Throughout my first 3 journeys, I was looking at towns, not just tourist destinations. In fact, during those journeys, I visited only a handful of such attractions, and all of those were archaeological sites. I walked throughout the city centers and the urban and suburban neighborhoods. I looked at the cleanliness and listened to the sounds/noise. Looked at the greenery. I spoke to people, asked questions, and learned about their towns. And I made a list. The list of my favorites. The ones I would revisit.
Each following journey was about narrowing down that list. Now, on my 4th journey, in Ecuador, I had 3 towns on my list and narrowed it down to one favorite, potential new home town. Now I'm in Perú, and I have 4 towns on my list. After I finish revisiting those 4, I'll choose one to consider against the one in Ecuador. Throughout the journey, I'm also visiting many other towns, some new to me, some not. And I will also be visiting the Cuzco region, followed by Bolivia. Then it's back to Paraguay and Uruguay, then Argentina and Chile. By then, I should have decided either the town in Ecuador or the one in Perú.
But, there are more factors to consider, such as: immigration process for residency (difficult or easy), climate change - what will the climate be like in my target town in 10 years? It may not seem important right now, but when I'm in my 70s, it'll be important.
You might wonder why I haven't visited Brazil. I have visited a few border towns and found them to be quite unfriendly and dirty places. I have no desire to revisit. The people would not even attempt to help me understand them. The border region people tend to speak Portuñol, a mix of Portuguese and Spanish. Would I go further into Brazil? Only if I learn some Portuguese. Very few people, only about 2% according to one website I read, speak Spanish as a second language.
After 13 years, 300+ towns, and thousands of kilometers across the Andes and the Pampas, my criteria have shifted. I’m no longer seduced by the "spectacle" of the coast or the excitement of a port city. I’m looking for a place where:
I’m looking for a home that isn't a pressure valve, but a sanctuary. By the time I finish this fourth journey through Peru, Bolivia, and Uruguay, I won’t just have a winner on my list - I’ll have a place where the air is not salty, the plaza is swept, and life is measured in decades, not tourist seasons.
By the time this blog's scheduled posting date arrives, I'll be in another one of my target towns or even in the Cuzco region. When I decide where I'll finally end up living, I'll post a blog about it.
I used to teach English as a foreign language in Barranquilla, Colombia. Now I'm retired and traveling throughout South America.
I'm from Kennewick, Washington, USA. In my previous life, as I call it, I was an IT guy, systems administrator, computer tech, as well as a shipping/receiving guy and also worked as a merchandising guy in a RV/Camping store.